Flare Takes A Shower

by Matthew Seldon

Narrator: Tonight was a jolly smashing day! Leafy has his Golden Taco, but he didn't care! When Flare tries to eat alot of Takis for dinner, he broke his favorite fork! Now Vappy is so pissed off, now Vappy will tell Flare for his punishment!

Vappy: Flare, you dummy! How dare you break your fork in half, that was your life! Now get ready for your big punishment!

Flare: Um... why did I do wrong? If I broke my fork, why not if I eat my Takis with using a knife and a spoon! As in talking, zero talking! None whatsoever!

Vappy: Listen Flare, your punishment will be... TAKING A SHOWER!

Dusk: Excuse me Vappy, well to evil! Me and Dawn are going on a date soon!

Vappy: Well, you may not think so Dusk! But Flare has to take a shower! What would happen if Flare doesn't take a shower, if he didn't! I'll send him 5 times in the Eevee Dungeon! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (cough hack wheeze). Mmm hmm, anyway Flare, you have 24 hours!

(Flare agrees with Vappy's idea. 1 Hour Later, Flare went to the library to look for a good book. Flare found the book out of the bookshelf which is about "5 Steps of Using the Bathroom".)

Flare: There it is, 5 Steps of How to Use a Bathroom! Let's see the basic steps of how to take a shower! Okay, Step 1! Take off clothes! Of course I have clothes on, I guess I'll take it off before I get in the shower! But I'm scared of water, but I am a Fire-type Eevee! Oh well, I guess I'll take that book, then! Time to check out!

(After Flare got the book from the library, Flare walks out of the library. Now Flare will walk home from the library and bump into something and saw a cameo of Harry Potter.)

Harry Potter: One of your friends are being mean to me! I will turn you into goat cheese!

(Moerumba from Splash Star appears.)

Moerumba: I SAID NO MORE GOAT CHEESE, SENOR!

(Moerumba uses his power turned Harry Potter into goat cheese, Leafy walks by and saw how Flare saves his life from Harry Potter. Leafy talks to Moerumba.)

Leafy: Thanks for saving Flare, senorita!

Moerumba: Listen senor, you may continue! And DON'T CALL ME SENORITA!

Speaker: Duh-bowl cheeeese ber-grrrr! (Double cheesebuger)

(Flare agrees with Leafy, but Flare continues walking back home, and 1 Hour Later. He's outside, trying to walk in the house and saw Jolt dressed up as an astronaut.)

Astronaut Jolt: Hello there, I am here to lift off to space! Is there a rocket somewhere, so can you find the way Flare!

Flare: Alright! Listen up, I have to take a shower, but I stink so bad! Imagine if I grow turnips under my armpits! Oh well, Sylvia would make fun of me! And I have a bad feeling if the turnips would grow bigger! But Vappy doesn't like that! Tell me, I really want to take a shower real bad! So... How can I help you with, Mr. Jolt!

Astronaut Jolt: It's Astronaut Jolt! Remember me! So I can pack my suitcase, and I'll be ready to liftoff to the moon in about a few minutes! Thanks for coming by! And have a nice shower!

(And so, Flare went into the house. Went straight into the bathroom.)

Flare: Let's see the instructions! I already read Step 1! So what's Step 2? I know it says take off clothes! And then, I get in the shower with water running! Oh well, I guess that I am a fire-type! I'm going in the water is fine for me! I am now taking off all my clothes!

(Before he gets into the shower, Flare take off all his clothes and become naked. He turn the water on and gets into the shower. When he gets into the shower but he is a Fire-type Eevee, Flare is turning into brown goo. 22 Hours Later, Vappy went into the bathroom and saw Flare with brown goo on the bathtub.)

Vappy: Flare, you dummy! You weren't supposed to melt in the shower like this! I hope that I will send you into the Eevee Dungeon for about a week! Heh heh heh!

(Vappy turns off the water and Flare is back to normal, but naked.)

Flare: Gee Vappy! What did I do wrong? But how did I melt after I went into the water! That happened to me at the beach before when Gracie thrown me into the water and then I melted! Does it mean does all Eevees melt after they had weakness!

Vappy: You stupid idiot! Humans don't melt! If you want to help prevent meltness into goo... Is use soap!

Narrator: Vappy, you awful smelling Eevee! So once again, the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls... I mean Astronaut Jolt, who by the way, missed his rocket! Because Moerumba tripped him!

Moerumba: Ha ha ha! Here I go, senoritacos!

The End

The script was made a few years before the cartoon.

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